Monday, August 06, 2007

Squandered


I had a Perfect Hair Day yesterday. Every glossy, silky strand just fell into perfect place. It swooshed and swished fragrantly, glinting in the sunlight, tantalisingly falling over one eye, giving an alluring illusion of seduction and wantoness.


I had nowhere to go and no-one to see.


It was a complete waste.

4 Comments:

Blogger Romeo Morningwood said...

blawdy 'ell!

I googled Perfect Hair Day and found your posting. Apparently there is about a 20-day lag in the hair values and a rapid increase in progesterone occurs soon after mating, followed by a gradual decline which becomes precipitous during the last week until the levels have returned to basal values at the time of flagrante delicto...
Oh My!

5:34 pm  
Blogger The Quacks of Life said...

pictures a good likeness

6:13 pm  
Blogger Zig said...

OK so what were you doing 20 days ago CP?

The only perfect hair days I ever have are on the way to the hairdresser!

8:04 am  
Blogger Cream said...

Who's your hairdresser?

5:14 pm  

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