My mood has lifted considerably since the gorgeous Dynamo offered to meet me for a drink tomorrow night. I'm really looking forward to it.

I might pop into town later to try and find something that will make me look slim and attractive - do they sell Fairground Mirrors at Tesco? Failing that I shall take concilation in the fact that we're only meeting as mates, as he's almost married, so it's better that he doesn't fancy me anyway.

I'm so excited.