Friday, October 12, 2007

Corny Acorns

Unnamed Female: Do you think maybe, on a safe night when things are going really well, or maybe not then but on a poor night when things couldn't get any worse, it might be ok if, and say if you think it's a terrible idea, but maybe that, perhaps I could do the occasional link? Just to get used to being up there.

Jon: Yes, sure. But why don't you write yourself 10 minutes of material and do a proper slot?

Unnamed Female: No. I could never do that. I'd be terrible.

Jon: No you wouldn't. Give it a try.

Unnamed Female: No. Definitely not.

The telephone goes dead. Unnamed Female picks up a pen and chews the end. She starts scribbling furiously into a notebook.

The End


Blogger Pete said...

can we come watch??

8:51 pm  
Blogger The Birdwatcher said...

JFDI. Very brave and you'll be fine.

11:50 pm  
Blogger Dave said...

Please video it and post the result here.

We promise not to laugh.

8:28 am  
Blogger Kate said...

You'll be great! Where is it? If it's near Doncaster, I'll come to watch and laugh at appropriate moments. Or, if you prefer, I'll heckle all the other acts so they look really bad.

8:46 pm  

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