Observations, rants and anxieties of a reasonably bright, but terminally bored young woman
Sunday, July 30, 2006
There are some questions better left unanswered.
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!
"Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
Well, wouldncha know it: I'm just who I would want to be...I'm Animal!!!
"A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts. You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary. But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!"
I'm scooter - no idea who he is but he sounds like a harmless kind of guy. Hope I can live up to it. Cherry, did you tell us who you were - you're Miss Piggy aren't you?
I can see my very own Muppet Special coming together very nicely.
Andrea - I suspect you would have been the beautiful guest star, but me being Miss Piggy, I couldn't handle the competition so switched the results.
Fronty - I have never heard of Bunsen Honeydew. Is that a character in the adult version?
Marky, I've felt that attraction for quite some time. I knew you'd feel it too.
Tom - well of course I am The Star of the show. There are no truth in the rumours that my groceries are now delivered by 10 ton trucks.
Now, the theme to the Muppets is the only thing that I can still play on the saxophone without sheet music so I'll be in charge of that. Mike, Mark, feel free to join in with your guitars.
Hmmm. No-one to play Beaker yet. I think Vicus would suit that role, with his scientific bent.
You don't get to 35, single, without kissing more than your fair share of frogs. Thankfully there has been very little slime involved ( although there was one very memorable one who was just like a dead guppie). In fact I was once inspired to write the following, which has been adapted in your honour...
If I was a princess, of legend, tale or myth Frogs I would go seeking 'Pon whom to plant a kiss. They would not prove elusive I'd find them by the score But each would disappoint me Amd so I'd hunt for more The potential to be princes They'd all have by the gallon But I would stop When I had got The one they know as Gamon.
Fronty - I can see your point, yep, you and Vicus up to the balcony, chop. chop.
Joyce, with those grumpy old men out of the way, you can take over as the professor but I'm afraid Brian will have to be understudy, or Kermit's nephew.
Oh Dear! Apparently I am Miss Piggy. I knew that I was a bit of a ham at times and a little porky in the middle but... I don't know if I really have the 'chops' to be a Diva!
HE - there's only room for one Miss Piggy so take this chop - HIIIIYA! Girlfriend!
There's room for you in the chorus behind Animal, mnhah mnhah, doo doo da doo doo.
Cream - you can be the Swedish Chef if you like. There's already enough scientists as it is.
Marky, my love ( bats eyelids, flicks hair, which I do actually do, a lot) if you sit halfway down the stair, with your head bewteen your knees, humming lightly to yourself, you'll feel better in no time at all.
There's nothing remarkable about me, except my ability to do everything the hard way, but still manage to get there, if a bit later than everyone else - but I bet I have more stories to tell along the way - and I enjoy the journey, not sure I'd know what to do on arrival.
25 Comments:
I saw this and was looking forward to doing the test, but the link is messed up.
Sorry about that, CeCe. I've fixed it now. x
Ha! I am Fozzie Bear ...
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
Too funny!
Smooch,
The Tart
Umm.. I'm Animal.
yeah if they ever make the movie :D
I'm Scooter
I am Rowlf the dog!
At least I aint green but I do sniff lamp posts.
Oh God. I, too, am Fozzie Bear. I protest! I'm not a cheap tart!
Well, wouldncha know it: I'm just who I would want to be...I'm Animal!!!
"A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
Rowlf the dog. I'd pictured myself morec Animal, but really I'm just relieved that I'm no Gonzo
First thing I saw was: "Know someone pregnant?"
After I got my heart rate back down: Bunsen Honeydew.
Hmmm. I got Kermit.
That means we're in some sort of RELATIONSHIP, doesn't it?
I'm scooter - no idea who he is but he sounds like a harmless kind of guy. Hope I can live up to it.
Cherry, did you tell us who you were - you're Miss Piggy aren't you?
I can see my very own Muppet Special coming together very nicely.
Andrea - I suspect you would have been the beautiful guest star, but me being Miss Piggy, I couldn't handle the competition so switched the results.
Fronty - I have never heard of Bunsen Honeydew. Is that a character in the adult version?
Marky, I've felt that attraction for quite some time. I knew you'd feel it too.
Tom - well of course I am The Star of the show. There are no truth in the rumours that my groceries are now delivered by 10 ton trucks.
Now, the theme to the Muppets is the only thing that I can still play on the saxophone without sheet music so I'll be in charge of that. Mike, Mark, feel free to join in with your guitars.
Hmmm. No-one to play Beaker yet. I think Vicus would suit that role, with his scientific bent.
Now as for the those old guys in the balcony...
Beautifully summarised, Miss P. Have you kissed a lot of frogs? I hope you don't mind the slime...
Bunsen is Beaker's boss - I feel that deferring that post to Vicus and relegating myself to Beaker might be the gentlemanly thing to do.
Or stick Vicus and me up in the balcony >B^D>
You don't get to 35, single, without kissing more than your fair share of frogs. Thankfully there has been very little slime involved ( although there was one very memorable one who was just like a dead guppie). In fact I was once inspired to write the following, which has been adapted in your honour...
If I was a princess,
of legend, tale or myth
Frogs I would go seeking
'Pon whom to plant a kiss.
They would not prove elusive
I'd find them by the score
But each would disappoint me
Amd so I'd hunt for more
The potential to be princes
They'd all have by the gallon
But I would stop
When I had got
The one they know as Gamon.
Apparently I'm a very round faced professor.....
and I'm married to Kermit-?!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww...
I'm blushing. In a kind of green way.
Fronty - I can see your point, yep, you and Vicus up to the balcony, chop. chop.
Joyce, with those grumpy old men out of the way, you can take over as the professor but I'm afraid Brian will have to be understudy, or Kermit's nephew.
Mark - I didn't mean to make you nauseous.
Oh Dear!
Apparently I am Miss Piggy.
I knew that I was a bit of a ham at times and a little porky in the middle but...
I don't know if I really have the 'chops' to be a Diva!
I thought I'd be the Swedish Chef but I came out as Bunsen Honeydew. Mad Scientist!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." ????
Très étrange, indeed, Cherrybabe!
It was more a case of trying to imagine the colour a frog might go if it blushed. Kind of fused my synapses figuring it out.
HE - there's only room for one Miss Piggy so take this chop - HIIIIYA! Girlfriend!
There's room for you in the chorus behind Animal, mnhah mnhah, doo doo da doo doo.
Cream - you can be the Swedish Chef if you like. There's already enough scientists as it is.
Marky, my love ( bats eyelids, flicks hair, which I do actually do, a lot) if you sit halfway down the stair, with your head bewteen your knees, humming lightly to yourself, you'll feel better in no time at all.
I like the hair flick thing. That does a lot for frogs, y'know...
You made my day! I took the test and I'm Kermit. He's my hero!
Time's fun when you're having flies!!
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