Why my son will never be a Blogger
Hi mum! i'm having a really gud time, I finally got rested up afta the tournament. I twistd my gud ankle and it was hurtin but now its fine, i had a slightly bruised eye socket lol. I always pick up the odd boot mark and grazed limb. Draculas* was really gud lots of gud song covers, n very cute dancers! I was sat on the table which weren't drinkin lots of booze infact ive only had 2 bottols wile i have been here! But the uva lads got a rite bolocking becoz some of them groped the waitresses lol
...som of the lads haved pickd up a bug, Me being 1 of them, i have a really sore throat and bad chest, findin it hard to tlk! Sydney is rava small compered 2 london! the sydney opera house luks like a piece of architectual genius! lol got extremely wet on the jet boat today aswel! 'interesting andy' is gettin on alot of peoples tits with his unintellegent snide remarks at every opotunity and his sarcasm WELL! I'm still being friendly with him don't worry! I haven't sent a postcard yet but i will go on a quest to find 1 4 u 2mora! can u email me peoples adresses please.
-grandma
-grandad vic
-lisa kev
- auntie k
and any1 else u can think of.
pass on my love to grandma n grandad,fly, rosie and spesh DARIUS!
love u lots! miss u! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
In hindsight, perhaps that English Correspondence Course - by TXT - 1n't such gud valU afta'll!
By the way, did I mention he was Captain? ( leaves stage right with heaving bosom)
* a themed restaurant where the staff perform song and dance routines at regular intervals
posted by Cherrypie at 11:47 pm
14 Comments:
Brilliant! And now I'll have to add 'gettin on alot of peoples tits' to my vocabulary.
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Geez.. looks like that education really DID pay off!
'eez a fine lad mum, fine lad. Salt'o de ert 'ee iz.
Feeling a little downunder downunda is par for the course. Lucky little bugger. I am sooo jealous.
However, 2 bottols (sic) is not to be believed, unless he means every half hour.
Please, please, I beg you, clarify that the gentleman referred to as "grandad vic" is not me.
Had you listened to my advice, you would not have allowed him to go to foreign parts without you until he was at least seven.
does he read this blog?
Looks very sharp in the suit.
Vicus, the truth was bound to come out sooner or later. I'm amazed we've kept it quiet this long.
Pete - he don't Do readin'. He does lookin', listenin, but never readin'.
What a cute mac daddy! I'm sure you are missing him a lot. I love the encrypted writing style he has!
Now THAT's "swave and deboner"!
When he mentioned 'uva' was he referring to those toffee-nosed types from the University of Virginia?
Aw.. you've got to love him, he at least took the time to write to his mum. He's just conserving his energy.
You can hear the grind of a thousand English teachers turning in their graves!
I love bollocking with one l. One l of a bollocking - boom boom.
Sounds like he is having a great time - gud on im!
I agree with Jude, at least he wrote, bless him.
Lol I see what you mean CP.
xxx
Ah Bless
Brings back memories when mine took to wandering for a year or so.
Big wet tears when I received and email which said,
'Mum, for the first time in my life I have remembered to send you a message on Mothers Day. Even got the time difference right, thousands of mile away. Thinking of you - luv ya lots - '
He was in the middle of Australia somewhere is a backpackers shed for the night. I was really impressed.
However on his eventual return to the UK and my mentioning it - he told me that the manager of the place was an English girl and kept nagging all the lads - standing over them even - to text or email their mothers.
Thought pigs had too flight too.
A great and original blog - am emjoying reading it all so much
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