Clever C*nt
It's always good to start the day knowing you don't have gonorrhoea. Or chlamydia, hepatitis B, HIV or syphilis.
Not that I thought for one moment I had any of these things. No symptoms, but then 70% of women never do. Perhaps all this extra weight I've been carrying wasn't fat, just a very inflamed pelvis.
What I did have was sex with a married man. A married man who felt very guilty. A married man who developed symptoms, who convinced me I'd given him an infection, who dashed off to a clinic and swallowed large quantities of antibiotics. I followed. I too took antibiotics despite being told it was unlikely I needed them. I insisted on the tests. The full works. I passed with flying colours.
Meanwhile, the married man has a very nasty dose of psychosomatic soap sensitivity.
Not that I thought for one moment I had any of these things. No symptoms, but then 70% of women never do. Perhaps all this extra weight I've been carrying wasn't fat, just a very inflamed pelvis.
What I did have was sex with a married man. A married man who felt very guilty. A married man who developed symptoms, who convinced me I'd given him an infection, who dashed off to a clinic and swallowed large quantities of antibiotics. I followed. I too took antibiotics despite being told it was unlikely I needed them. I insisted on the tests. The full works. I passed with flying colours.
Meanwhile, the married man has a very nasty dose of psychosomatic soap sensitivity.
posted by Cherrypie at 10:44 am
7 Comments:
Ooh, I feel quite indignant on your behalf - how dare he blame you! I hope his soap allergy itches, a lot.
The man is no gentleman. Fairy washing powder and Christmas Trees bring me out in a rash as it happens.
I'm glad to hear you're having fun :)
with Kate on this one!
Still always nice to know you're healthy!
oh jeez, cp.
Take some umbrage, drink plenty of fluids, and call me in the morning.
You crack me up!
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