Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Separation Anxiety


We apologise for the temporary interruption. Normal service will resume at the weekend.

We regret we are unable to disclose the reason for the sudden loss of transmission (and not just in case he moves before I get there!) There's a prize for the person who guesses where I am going, who with and what we will be doing most accurately*. Beware of coming up with witty and original ideas, I might just insist you accompany me on that trip next time.

If you do not want to take part in the prize competition, please feel free to leave random words in the comments section. I will use them as the basis for a future post when all other inspiration fails me.

Ta Ra!

* Entry not open to immediate family or friends who are feeding the cat/ child or have had a conversation with me in the last 6 weeks because that, and blogging are all I have talked about during that time.

38 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning

2:26 am  
Blogger Within Without said...

Not even one clue? And what's the prize? This calls for multiple answers...

1. You are travelling to Canada for a whirlwind trip to research your family book and how you will possibly be able to visit us all.
2. You finally met that 6-foot-8 rugby player and are going away with him for a week to Finland.
3. The client who sent you the stick-on bra and other items last week has unfortunately somehow landed back in your lap.
4. Your newish vehicle has broken down and you're hauling it back to the Czech Republic to demand your money back.
5. You're exhausted and are going on a yoga retreat for lawyers in the Swiss Alps.

4:35 am  
Blogger Pamela said...

I think it has something to do with the stick on bra and that's as far as my thought processes are willing to go right now.

6:20 am  
Blogger Dave said...

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9:11 am  
Blogger Dave said...

On a lengthy shopping trip to buy presents for all your readers, up the garden path, to Never-Never Land.

Without a paddle.

9:59 am  
Blogger ziggi said...

you've run off with Vicus

11:03 am  
Blogger Ces said...

Are you trying to catch a chicken or a snake? They move fast!

2:09 pm  
Anonymous Sharon J said...

I think you'll be holing out in the shed at the bottom of the garden. Will you send me a postcard?

2:13 pm  
Blogger Joyce said...

naked yoga.

2:34 pm  
Blogger kj said...

i can't do better than within without. i wish i could but i can't. so i won't.

but i'm wishing you a good trip. i hope the earth moves as well....

:)

1:29 am  
Blogger Keshi said...

ur perving for sure lol!

Keshi.

4:04 am  
Blogger Within Without said...

Rewrite on No. 2

2. You finally met that 6-foot-8 rugby player and he has picked up the ball and is running away with you for a week in Finland, hoping to score a try.

4:32 am  
Blogger homo escapeons said...

within means that the rugby player is trying to score!

5:50 am  
Blogger homo escapeons said...

OK @#%^$ blogger if it isn't too much to ask let me finish...

1. You are going to London to portray THE GIRL WITH A ONE TRACK MIND in the wildly anticipated feature film.
2. You have run off to elope with Borat.
3. Due to an embarrasing bureaucratic mixup in the regal heraldry division you have recently discovered that you are 3rd in line to the throne so you are taking the QE2 out for a Carribean cruise.
4. You fell down the stairs again and you are crumbled in a heap and surviving by eating bits of linoleum and dust bunnies.
5. You are still at the office.

6:05 am  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Damn. Everyone gets a visit by the "Magic Bra Demonstration Team" except me. I have to settle for seeing the Red Arrows in 1967.

I'm gonna go sulk . . . well, the Red Arrows were pretty cool, but . . . . .

2:36 pm  
Anonymous Beki said...

I don't know who with but are you in the library with the lead pipe?

5:01 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah
Wow
Heh Heh
Well swinging on the front porch
Swinging on the lawn
Swinging where we want
Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left and
Swingin' to the right
I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah - huh!

7:30 pm  
Blogger Within Without said...

HE:

Play on words, me man. Scoring a try in rugby is like scoring a touchdown in football.

Yes, he's trying to score...a try.

8:01 pm  
Blogger delcatto said...

Mundane: PC upgraded and awaiting special part from China..you are at the chippie.

Romantic: Brent was a typical gynaecologist. After a hard day at work he liked nothing better than to cycle his 6'8" rangy but sinewy muscled frame over to the field for some rugby practice. He then helped out with the blind orphans and their rescue puppies before he picked the home nurtured orchids from his hothouse. "I have grown them especially for you ma cherie" he whisspered as he nibbled at her right earlobe as he opened the perfectly chilled chardonnay.

Bizarre: You've flown out with Greenpeace to rescue dolphins used by the US navy in the Gulf of Hormuz. Your specially developed gills and webbed feet plus your knowledge of cetacean communication makes you an invaluable member of this top secret mission.

Humourous: 'Knock knock'....

9:40 pm  
Blogger Carmenzta said...

After Delcatto's comment which made me ROTFFLMAO, I can only say that I think it has to do with the unavailable rugby player suddenly becoming extremely more available...Ooo la la!

10:49 pm  
Blogger kj said...

where oh where is cherry pie?

1:29 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the inner circle of friends of Cherrypie last known whereabouts at 18.00 today
http://www.heavensenttravel.co.uk/caribbean_necker_enter.htm

1:57 am  
Blogger delcatto said...

Yes, she's travelled to an exotic location to meet her rugby player.
Swansea!

11:01 am  
Blogger Ces said...

That's it! You are looking for Waldo!

11:52 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cherrybabe, don't go too far unless it's to France that is!

12:31 pm  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Ou est la femme Cherie? Très jolie et fatiguè mais je ne trouve pas l'equipe de rugby - yet! Quel dommage. Peut etre demain.J'habite la vie d'espere.

à bientot Dimanche, mes amis. Cream est à cotè mais il est disqualifiquè parce que il est Geordie.

Vive l'equipe de rugby - et le premier tier

10:09 pm  
Blogger Within Without said...

I will attempt a loose translation:

Where is Cherrypie? She is having a jolly time but is somewhat tired from all her legal work with the rugby team. Yet.

She's still working on it, but she has much to do.

Until Sunday, my friends.

Cream is closest but is disqualified because blah blah blah Geordie.

I must go now and prepare the first tier of players on the rugby team.

11:42 pm  
Blogger kj said...

thank god for ww and his translation. it would have been cruel to witness the return of cherry pie and not understand her lovely message.

she must be somewhere where french is spoken......

6:08 am  
Blogger delcatto said...

L'anise potable et l'observation des hommes vont pres, aussi bien que des peu d'achats.

9:15 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cherrybabe, I love your French!
Don't tell me you did your bit of "Le singe est dans l'arbre"
Looks like WW has rumbled you and l'équipe de Rugby!
Living in hope, n'est-ce pas?

10:10 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm saying nothing coz I know wgere you are ;)

hope you are having a good time CP

11:25 am  
Blogger kj said...

hey cream! i went to your blog, liked what you wrote (alot) and see you are a fan of jacques brel, which immediately endears me to you.

but i can't access your blog. maybe you could allow me the privilege of entering comment-land somehow.

cherry pie, forgive me for using this fine post to reach cream. my choices were limited.....

ps welcome home!

:)

5:08 pm  
Blogger Within Without said...

KJ/CP:

All in fun, no offence intended. I'm sure Cherrypie will enlighten us with all the details.

For all we know, she went on a pilgrimage to the Himalayas, met with the Dalai Lama and is now a monkess.

2:49 am  
Blogger Ces said...

What a tease you are Cherry Pie! This is better than the cliffhanger of Desperate Housewives and I haven't even seen an episode of that show.

11:36 am  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

It appears that Cherrypie too has a certain jenny-say-what, which makes it apparent that my mind is in the Agutter . . . .

4:58 pm  
Blogger kj said...

cherry pie goes missing and she returns to 35 plus comments. this is one cool chick! plus she's a favorite of mine.

welcome back, cp.

6:39 am  
Blogger Cherry Rolfe said...

C'mon then - its Sunday and the suspense is killing me!

8:13 pm  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

I had a quick peak at these from the internet in the chateau ( did I mention I stayed in a 12th Century Cathar castle?). They were hilarious.

I'm still trying to catch up since I got back so I ahven't hd chance to respond individually yet. I will be round to visit everybody and drop off the virtual gifts I got you as soon as I can.

Sorry it wasn't anything more exciting than a trip with Tamara.

10:18 pm  

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