Saturday, June 03, 2006

The Links Effect

I know everybody has experienced the mildly amusing phenomena of Google search results. I've had some bizarre vagrant visitors vainly searching for " Morocco Homo Boys", various methods of popping their cherries ( rather too frequently with family members) and a regular and steady stream of foot fetishists excitedly hoping to see pictures of bare feet seductively stepping into puddles ( and I bet they found their way here single-handedly if you know what I mean). I'm rather flattered when they check out a page or two, only starting to get nervous when they come back more than once. Fortunately, they've yet to start commenting, although I'm still not entirely sure how Fronty ( Lor' love 'im) got here.

I wasn't going to say anything about it because others have far more unusual experiences which they relate in a much more eloquent manner than I ever could ( check out Viccus and Kate for starters).

But tonight I got this

I clicked on it and found myself listed on some sort of Blog Market. Apparently this blog, listed under its (un)original title, Bridget Jones Stole My Knickers is currently valued at B$6,671.40.

How did it get there? What does it mean? More importantly, will it pay the funeral costs for Nora The Nissan?


Blogger Frontier Editor said...

I got here because of the references to that rock and sheep farm that so charmingly formed my early childhood home. No foot fetish, no questions of how to lose one'e virginity - just a shared love of rocks, fog, sheep pastures, pasties, warm beer and one-off humor.

Although I do love canned black cherries.


1:48 am  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Nope. Thrilled and delighted as ever.

I appreciate canned cherries can see you through the darker days. But what are your views on fresh Cherries?

2:57 am  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

I'm open to consideration on those as well, when I'm not mocking Bolsheviks and American pop music figures.

3:23 am  
Blogger Pamela said...

Fronty, don't lie. You got here to Cherry via me. ::grin::

Ok, maybe not.

Cherry, how do you know when someone has visited your site but not left a comment? Or gotten to you via a google search?

Yes, I realize I've just outed myself as being very un-Internet saavy.

4:45 am  
Blogger Pete said...

some of the stuff i've tracked back :SHOCKED: one was a blog just showing female genitalia for goodness sake!!

7:25 am  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Well Pam, you too. Sorry >B^D

BTW, this is th ecode I had to type in to post this . . .


Medicine for limp citrus?

9:43 am  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Hi, Pamela. I've spotted you stalking Tom. It's great to finally meet you properly at last.

Please don't fear, I am far more IT-ignorant than anyone else could ever be. I'm just a quick learner and wear a veneer well.

Click on the SiteMeter icon at the bottom of this page and it will take you to the FREE site that gives me all sorts of information about visitors. Be careful though, it can get a bit compelling.

12:38 pm  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Pete - It doesn't count if you've already been there first and subsribed to their site, Dear.

12:39 pm  
Blogger cream said...

Was I stoned, Cherrybabe one night when I got to your blog?
I see I am one of your biggest fans! Bloody hell, a bored restaurateur turns stalker!

My blog's worth $20,725.39! I didn't know I was rich!;o)

4:07 pm  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

I decided to keep mine privately held . . . my blog, I meant.

4:24 pm  
Blogger Pete said...

CP - tut tut I'm not that sort of boy.

5:28 pm  
Blogger Melora said...

Your site meter tells you what search terms someone used to find your blog and where they last were? Very cool, but a little scary. I'm always wary about messing with my template, but you're tempting me!

6:56 pm  
Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

Cherrypie. This is worrying. I just had a hit from someone searching for "Cherry dogging uncovered".
They came with (Malaysia? - somewhere with an arabic script, anyway).
It appears that your fame is about to spread worldwide.

10:56 pm  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Cream, can I borrow a tenner?

PS. Stalk away. It's the nearest I get to feeling like Madonna since I ditched the cone bra in favour of the nipple tassels

Fronty - I'd already worked that out ;)

Pete - dost thou protesteth? hmmmm

1:32 am  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Melora - it's quite small and discreetly sits at the bottom ( or wherever you else you want to put it). I pinched the idea from Brian but there are some others that are even cleverer, like Pete's which gives a little chart of the countries that visitors come from, and Seany has one that tells you how many people are logged on at the same time. I didn't fancy that 'cos I hate to appear like a Cherry No Mates

1:35 am  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Vicus - I think that was my ex. Again!

1:35 am  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Good to see that you have a firm grasp . . . on the obvious.

Wink wink, nod nod, say no more!

4:48 am  
Blogger Frontier Editor said...

Okay, that was uncalled for. I should have been far more swave and deboner than that.

9:39 pm  
Anonymous Beki said...

I can't remember how I got here. There again I can't remember yesterday. Sleep deprivation!

$6.6K?? An hour maybe!

10:26 pm  
Blogger tom909 said...

Hi Cherry, just checking in because I've been away for a couple of days. Pammy's moved onto to a couple of better prospects so I'm coming creeping back, you know how it is and all that.
I'll pass on the yellow wagtail info to John and see what he's got to say on the subject. He's a right on anal anorak so I'll be interested in his response.

10:43 pm  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

Fronty - you're American, we make allowances for you x

Beki - can I have a job please?

Tom - I wondered how long it would take you to come crawling back. I sit in all weekend, contrite to the point of almost wearing a wimple but nothing. I should have been whooping it up with the boys prior to their departure for Germany. I could have been teaching them Fischer-Z lyrics and 1980's Hoch Deutsch swear words. If they fail in their quest we will all know in which direction to look for the blame!

1:33 am  
Blogger homo escapeons said...

It's a bloody conspiracy it is!
$2003.26! How did they know that if you divide my weight in lbs. by the median height of a larch stand in Finland and subtract the distance across Uma Thurman's nostrils (when flared) multiply that by the number of inappropriate terms that I have squandered irritating those creepy little twits who came up with the term 'outgoing link value' in their smug little comment sections (you know who you are you little #@*&%ing monsters)that you get exactly $2003.26!

7:12 am  

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