Saturday, March 18, 2006

Genghis Kh**t
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:

But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

There I go again. Clicking on other people's links and getting myself into all sorts of bother. This personality profile certainly would explain why I get so grouchy. I am clearly not hard-wired to live the life of a nun. Now where does a girl go to meet the Hornivore of her dreams?


Blogger Professor Girl said...

I think Brutus the Uterus is cute in a mischief-making sort of way, and ought to be set loose on the town with my friend Lydia Chlamydia. Imagine the adventures!

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